Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
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Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
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If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
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