The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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