problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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