But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
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she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
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