so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Randomize
