I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
Randomize
