Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
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woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
I understand Curling. That high.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
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My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
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