nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
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I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
What a dumb baby whore.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
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Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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