hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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