How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
try to milk me bitch
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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