Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
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So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
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I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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