I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
This martini tastes like the bartender stirred it with his foreskin.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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