We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
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what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
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I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
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