Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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