found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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