downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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