Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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