awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
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