Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
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Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
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Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
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