My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
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