I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
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