i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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