How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
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she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
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In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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