I want to have your abortion
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
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He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
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And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
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