oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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