there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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