So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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