Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
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No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
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