apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
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I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
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He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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