yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
Randomize
