I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
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