Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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