normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Your cock deserves a montage
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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