Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
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