some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
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Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
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Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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