A little boy walked by his parents room one night, looked through the keyhole, and said "and that bitch tells me to stop sucking my thumb!"
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
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