is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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