physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
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I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
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Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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