Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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