its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
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Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
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i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
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