walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
Randomize
