I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
you never un-have a 4some
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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