Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
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Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
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We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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