My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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