you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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