If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
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