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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
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I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
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Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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