porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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