butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
I just checked and if you bring a picture of your ex they will shred it and give you a free 'hater shot'. Would it be too much to print off one of their wedding pictures and bring it?
I really love that you're not going the 'why am I not married and having a kid yet?' route, but rather 'thank god I dodged that bullet'
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