Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
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