WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
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