hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
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After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
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You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
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