I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
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Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
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after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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