Are we in a gay sports bar?
Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
...so i touched it.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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