It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
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I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
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He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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