haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
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Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
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I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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